The book is officially real.

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Holy crap. I’m a published author.

First impressions:

  1. Good god, it’s thick. Like a textbook. You could probably use it as a murder weapon.
  2. Why was THAT my first thought?
  3. Every flaw, no matter how small, is immediately evident to me. Agontime’s image came out too dark. I was too hard on Josephine Baker. On and on, endlessly. It’s taken 24 solid hours of intensive support from my friends to get me to back down from a panic attack.
  4. I’m going to blog about that soon. There’s a lot about the process, and myself, that I’ve kept offline. I need to not be afraid to be more of a person.
  5. It’s a hell of an artifact. It’s worth the money.
  6. This would make a great book to have in your bathroom, for like 1-2 minute reads at a time.
  7. Why did I think THAT? What is wrong with you, brain?
  8. This book is a reflection of me. This is worthwhile. Flaws and all.
9) I keep forgetting I have green hair now.

9) I keep forgetting I have green hair now.

Thanks to all of you for making this possible.

(it comes out October 25th. you can still get a signed copy as a preorder bonus until Friday: details here!)

13 Responses to “The book is officially real.”

  1. HappyFett

    We’ve ordered a copy for our daughter to grow up with, working up the ratings over the next decade or so seems a more reasonable pace looking at the size of it.

  2. Andrea Olson

    Your smile says it all. :) Congrats! You deserve it! I’ve been following your blog since before the book deal happened and I’m thrilled for you.

  3. Leife Shallcross

    Love your work. Congratulations.

  4. Deb Salisbury

    Congratulations, Jason!

  5. Natasza201

    Oh, dear! I must get that book as fast as I can!

  6. Nikkilynn

    Where can I buy this great book?!!!

  7. Nerdsnerdsnerds

    Congratulations on the book! Can’t wait to get my hands on it :)

  8. Angie

    I have already had a discussion with the book buyer at my local independent bookstore. ;-) She is well aware this Must Be Stocked. Now to go see if you’re doing any signing tours…

  9. Nicki G

    Congrats! I know that is a culmination of all your hard work!

  10. Jessie Krohn

    Hey Jason! I’m looking forward to my surprise customized autograph! :) I think my Princess textbook is gonna be awesome, and personally my poor ass is looking forward to reading it. Everyone is hard on themselves, it’s part of life’s process – but you’ve done something that leaves your imprint in history. And that’s saying something. :)