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Boudica

(20s?-60 CE)

The Headhunter Queen

At the height of its power, Rome once seriously considered giving up its British holdings entirely. The reason? Queen Boudica, whose brutal revenge spree made her the Roman bogeyman for generations. She killed 70,000 people, burnt London to the ground, established herself as the most famous headhunter of all time – and to this day, Britain loves her for it.

You can stop emailing me about her now.

The first thing to know about Boudica (aka Boudicca, Boudicea, etc) is how little we know about her. We don’t know when she was born, how she died, where she died, where she came from, or if Boudica was even her name (as opposed to a title). However, what we do know, largely from two Roman historians, is enough to earn her a place in the badass hall of fame.

Boudica ascended to power when her husband, the king of the ancient British tribe of the Iceni, died. At the time, Rome was in control of Britain, and the Iceni had voluntarily allied with them. When the king died, he willed half his belongings to the Roman emperor, and the other half to his family — thinking that would solve any problems of succession.

It didn’t. Instead, the Romans, at the apex of their arrogance, set into action an outrageously poor set of decisions. Try to spot where things go off the rails:

  • They did not recognize Boudica’s claim to the throne because she was a woman.
  • They laid claim to all of the late king’s money.
  • Also to a ton of Iceni land.
  • And said that some money they’d given the late king was a loan, due back (with interest) immediately.
  • They then publicly flogged Boudica.
  • And raped her two daughters.

You can probably tell at this point that the rest of this story isn’t going to go well for the Romans.

The amazing thing is, this was totally in line with the (local) Romans’ line of stupid moves! When Boudica subsequently raised a mob and began marching on the nearby town of Camulodunum (essentially a veterans retirement home), several other Roman blunders came to light:

  • Camulodunum had dismantled its own defenses so more people could build houses.
  • They’d been overtaxing all the neighboring Britons, mostly because they could.
  • All the collected money had gone to building a fancy temple, which was effectively a giant middle finger to their subjugated neighbors.
  • Lastly, when the Romans got word that some rowdy barbarian lady was acting up, they laughed and sent 200 soldiers to scare her off. The 120,000 men she’d gathered laughed back and killed everyone in the city.

Fun science fact: if you apply a sustained fire to an entire Roman city, you can turn it into a molten pile of sickly red clay.

Fun science fact: if you apply a sustained fire to an entire Roman city, you can turn it into a molten pile of sickly red clay. This fact comes to us courtesy of Boudica, warrior scientist of the first century, and the 6-inch-thick layer of detritus that is current-day Camulodunum.

She repeated her experiment with two other cities, including Londinium, the precursor to London. Along the way, her army, which had at this point become a roaming 230,000-man block party, killed an armed Roman legion, around 70,000 civilians, and became Rome’s worst nightmare. In order to understand how terrifying this was for Rome, one should understand some specifics of Boudica’s uprising:

  • They cut off the breasts of Roman noblewomen, sewed them to their mouths, and hung the bodies or mounted them on spears.
  • The Iceni decapitated people as a matter of religious principle. They’d embalm the heads of their enemies and mount them on chariots. The rest were thrown into rivers (and are still occasionally found to this day).
  • Rome was huge to the point of unwieldy at this point. Stories of an untrained mob  wiping out veterans left and right raised the spectre of uprisings happening everywhere.
  • “Moreover,” a prominent Roman historian wrote, “all this ruin was brought upon the Romans by a woman, a fact which in itself caused them the greatest shame.”

Unfortunately, Boudica’s success had largely been predicated on surprise, and did not last long. When they went up against entrenched Roman soldiers, the Iceni fell apart. A mere 15,000 Romans were able to rout Boudica’s massive army, killing 80,000 in the process. So sure had the Boudican mob been of their victory that they’d brought their families out to the battlefield in wagons – wagons that later pinned them in from retreating.

Her methods are almost directly equivalent to tribal headhunters and religious extremists, but she’s held up as a vengeful heroine instead of deranged villain.

Boudica’s final fate is unknown. Some suppose she swallowed poison, and others that she was killed in battle. Her story was all but forgotten for centuries, until the rediscovery of documents from Roman historians. After that, she became a national hero of Britain in short order, soon appearing in textbooks, statues, and movies.

All this despite the fact that her methods of revenge – religious decapitation – are almost directly equivalent to the actions of more traditionally-reviled parties, such as tribal headhunters and religious extremists. Boudica’s actions are held up as those of a vengeful heroine, while the aforementioned others’ actions are decried as those of deranged villains. Food for thought.

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Art Notes

  • Boudica is described as tall, broad, and powerfully built, which I tried to convey. The outfits and props are all period-accurate. There’s some disagreement over whether they used facial paint, though, so I only portrayed it on her daughters.
  • The pattern on her outfit fits the historical description of a many-colored striped garment, which most historians (at least the ones I found) interpreted to be a proto-tartan. Even though the Iceni were located around present-day Norfolk, they were a Celtic tribe, later pushed out towards areas like Wales and Scotland.
  • She’s said to have released a rabbit from her dress as a fortune-telling omen before one of her battles. I thought the rabbit would make great comic relief. Preumably along with the mounted skulls on her chariot.
  • That’s the actual layout of the city of Camulodunum, as seen from the southwest.

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Footnotes

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Shout-outs

More of you had trouble guessing this than I’d thought — considering I have gotten at least three emails a day for the past several months suggesting her! But still, a lot of you figured out the clue:

BM Mathew (email), Caryn Cairns (email), Jeff Ransom (Facebook), Shawn Stewart (Facebook),yerawwizarderidan, @odinswalkyrie,eghawkins, metaneira, @toddiedottie,laurablues (even though you talked yourself out of it), cathrine-rose, ladyzweihander,hanniex33

The previous hint was:

Teaching the Romans a novel sewing technique.

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Citations

  • The primary sources are the Roman historians who wrote on her: Tacitus, Dio Cassius, and Tranquillius.
  • For additional context, I relied on Warrior Queens, by Antonia Fraser – in which she spends 100 pages collecting and synthesizing a ludicrously well-researched history of the myth and history of Boudica. Seriously, it’s a heck of a book.
  • Additionally, I was aided by reader Sara Gaines. You can visit her Tumblr here and her Twitter here. Thanks, Sara!

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