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When soldiers sexually assaulted her and others, this woman donned armor and got revenge.
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This princess held her father to his word in the most unexpected way: by demanding to marry the stupidest man in Korea.
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When her brother of this fairytale princess decided to marry her, she warded him off by cutting off her own hands. Then she gave birth to a dog. It got weirder after that.
Pasiphaë
This mythical queen gave birth to the minotaur and cursed her unfaithful husband with the world's weirdest magic STD -- but was her whole story just a smear campaign?
Lolita
The poster child for childhood abuse, nobody should ever make a kids' movie about her.
Gudit
This Jewish-Ethiopian warrior queen took the throne, ended a millennium-old biblical dynasty, and caused a break in Ethiopia's history that has not healed to this day - or did she...?
Princess Caraboo
This phony Asian royalty fooled rural England for some time - but the truth she was hiding was far darker.
Rani Lakshmibai
Widowed young queen who led a fearsome rebellion against the British with her child tied to her back.